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Demotivational Speeches

Name Modify Healing Damage Stats Requirements
CriticalIncrease Nano Resist Health %Nano %Health Nano NP/s A.Cap Rech. QL Cost NCU S Lvl MM BM PM SI TS MC
Demotivational Speech: Dead Man Walking
SL NanoDeck
0s 215 756 61 1300 215 1913 1913 1471
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 549 57 1200
Demotivational Speech: Mourner's March
0s 215 549 57 1200 874 874 787
Demotivational Speech: Retreat to Glory
0s 215 538 56 1195 859 859 775
Demotivational Speech: Certainty of Defeat
0s 215 524 55 1188 839 839 759
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 524 55 1188
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 461 49 1158
Demotivational Speech: Swapdisk Mayhem
0s 159 461 49 1158 747 747 676
Demotivational Speech: Who Writes the Minutes?
0s 153 438 47 1144 719 719 648
Demotivational Speech: Surge in the System
0s 150 355 39 1111 590 590 533
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 321 35 1101
Demotivational Speech: 10 Thumbs
0s 150 321 35 1101 532 532 483
Demotivational Speech: That is not on the Agenda
0s 150 288 31 1092 474 474 433
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 288 31 1092
Demotivational Speech: Administrative Error
0s 100 245 26 1077 406 406 360
Demotivational Speech: Let's Make a Committee
0s 60 129 14 1042 211 211 188
Demotivational Speech: Factory Recall
0s 60 104 11 1032 171 171 147
Demotivational Speech: Fumble Fingers
0s 60 69 7 1020 114 114 96
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 69 7 1020
Trials of the Immortal One
-50% -1500 -15% -10% 0s 0 0 56 500
Test of Faith
-50% -750 -2000 0s 0 0 56 300
Demotivational Speech: Dead Man Walking
-19% -410 -998 0s 0 0 56 210
Demotivational Speech: Mourner's March
-98 0s 0 0 56 200
Demotivational Speech: Retreat to Glory
-336 0s 0 0 55 195
Demotivational Speech: Certainty of Defeat
-11% 0s 0 0 54 188
Demotivational Speech: Swapdisk Mayhem
-288 0s 0 0 48 158
Demotivational Speech: Who Writes the Minutes?
-68 0s 0 0 46 144
Demotivational Speech: Surge in the System
-222 0s 0 0 38 111
Demotivational Speech: 10 Thumbs
-6% 0s 0 0 34 101
Demotivational Speech: That is not on the Agenda
-40 0s 0 0 30 92
Demotivational Speech: Administrative Error
-154 0s 0 0 25 77
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 438 47 47
Improved Demotivational Speech: Who Writes the Minutes?
-130 0s 0 0 46 46
Demotivational Speech: Let's Make a Committee
-24 0s 0 0 13 42
Demotivational Speech: Factory Recall
-66 0s 0 0 10 32
Nature walk with me
25% 30000 0s 0 245 26 26
Improved Demotivational Speech: Administrative Error
-7700.00 0s 0 0 25 25
Demotivational Speech: Fumble Fingers
-2% 0s 0 0 6 20